KAt : vagina, vulva Female genitals
Forget all you've been told, or may have been taught about vaginal cleanliness and health. Forget Kiegals, drop your yoni eggs, and leave that Summer's Eve on the shelf. No more yeast infections, bacterial vaginosis, musky or fishy odors, and no more looking into your panties, trying to identify what type of discharge that may be!
Happy Kat is here to totally rejuvenate your Kat!
The complete Happy KAt system includes:
*Deep Cleaner
*Water Bottle Kit
*Maintainer
*Decorated Wooden
Keepsake Box
*Residue Removing Wipes
*Refreshing Spritz
*Special Gift from Amma
Get used to feeling so fresh that your confidence is boosted. Get used to your man loving to literally lay his face in your lap and breathe you in, get ready to love your "smell checks" when you're using the restroom, and get ready to have healthier, tighter Kat muscles that will wow you!
It's been a long time coming, but Happy Kat is here, and we can finally be free of mandatory gynecologist visits, and the stigma of the "smell" of pussy.
Our Ancestresses knew, and now you can know too: your Kat is not self-cleaning, even though that's what "they" say, but it is meant to be cleaned inside and out, and you feel great about yourself as a Woman when it is!
Please let me know, before you buy Happy Kat, of any preexisting conditions or vaginal health issues you may have. Happy Kat does all I claim it does, IF YOU FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS IN YOUR HAPPY KAT BOOKLET. It's easy to use, and once you get in the rhythm of it, using Happy Kat becomes second nature.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
We are aware that what we're teaching and offering goes completely against what Black Women have been taught for the last few generations. And, while it's true that OTC douches such as Massengil and Summer's Eve are to be avoided, it is untrue that the vagina is "self-cleaning". This is false. The vagina is no more "self-cleaning" than is the mouth!
This false teaching is responsible for very many of the reproductive and emotional issues black Women face today. Black women have the highest rates of hysterectomies worldwide, and part of the reason is that our vaginas are being controlled by our open enemy.
Cleansing the inside of the vagina is the only way to keep it clean, and only when your vagina is clean can it be healthy. Your vagina is the gateway to and from your Womb. A clean and healthy vagina is the necessary first step to a clean and healthy Womb.
~Amma
$60
Happy KAt, Part by Part
Includes Water Bottle, Vaginal Pipe, and Tube.
The Deep Cleaner is a combination of seven essential flower and plant oils that does just as the name of it implies. For infections such as bacterial vaginosis (BV), yeast, and others, this 1oz bottle holds the PERMANENT cure. All of the essential oils used are organic, and each bottle is made to order. The Happy KAt Deep Cleaner comes with a water bottle, vaginal pipe and tubing for administering.
Happy KAt Wipes are 100% Organic Cotton pads infused with a mix of the Happy KAt Deep Cleaner formula, the Happy KAt Maintainer, and distilled water. The Happy KAt Wipes are great to keep in your bathroom for use after wiping with tissue, or just to keep handy when a quick freshening up is needed.
The Maintainer does just as the name implies. Happy KAt Maintainer is for the inward upkeep and maintenance of your KAt (vagina). it is made with witch hazel leaf and bark, fennel, frankincense, saffron, aloe vera leaf and pulp, clove, garlic, purified water, and fruit. Everyday, you can feel fresh, clean, confident, and HEALTHY. This method also encourages Women to pay attention to and treat their KAt as a valued body part that must be kept clean instead of a mystical, secret place that isn't to be bothered with unless sex or childbirth is involved. Happy KAt Maintainer is 16 oz, comes in a pump bottle, and lasts between 3-7months.
Happy KAt Refreshing Spritz is a formula created using the Happy KAt Deep Cleaner, Happy KAt Maintainer, and distilled water. The Refreshing Spritz is a GREAT way to remain fresh-smelling, clean-feeling, and confident throughout the day or night. There are two 4oz bottles. One for purse or travel, and one to keep in the bathroom.
I am confident that you will be amazed, pleased, and thrilled by your Happy KAt purchase! This is truly a revolutionary product, and my goal is to have Women worldwide feeling empowered and confident knowing that we can smell and BE clean "down there", naturally and easily.
Please feel free to contact me with any comments, questions, special orders, or questions about refills. Group discounts are available. Contact me to find out how to host your a Happy KAt party for any Women's groups, Bridal showers, or Teen groups!
